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flutie flakes

(Looks around after seeing some wierd shit) Yo, this place is fuckin' flutie flakes. Let's go nigga.

Boi, drop that bitch. She flutie flakes son!
by elmos_sidepiece December 4, 2019
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Corny flake

Corny flakes is used to describe a person who avoid parties and other social gatherings even if they say they are going and if you force them to going they will try to use corny jokes to lighten the mood but it doesn't work.
Person 1: "Hey dude wanna join us in this party we are going to."
Person 2: "Heck yeah I'm totally going."
Person 1: "Where the fuck are they."
Person 1:"He fucking corny flake on me didn't he."
by ioBecI April 21, 2020
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Temmie flakes

A cereal that taste so good that you can't taste it
by Rin Kamisuki May 19, 2020
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flap flakes

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.
by Plsbnice69 June 21, 2020
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
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Flake-nation

1. One associated with a larger group of people who flake out

2. When you swipe right on an online dating profile and the match does not respond to the first message.
I matched Karen and she didn’t respond to my message. She must be part of that flake-nation
by BerkshireBoyBand January 22, 2021
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Temmie Flakes

Ya want some Temmie Flakes?
by TapCat February 10, 2021
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