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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023
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after shower festivities

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities
by lucy.158 January 6, 2024
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french toast festival

The phenomenon when the Weatherman calls for snow and everyone rushes to the store to buy out all the Eggs, Milk and Bread.
Going to get an inch of snow, better rush to the grocery store and buy as many eggs, gallons of milk and bread as we can fit in the Suburu. It’s a French Toast Festival
by Swisschard77 January 13, 2024
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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
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Festival of Furry Brutality

During year-round festival, you can commit any crime that you can possibly imagine against the furry community (if you can make it there on time). Weapons will be provided by festival staff, but you can bring your own if you'd like! It takes place every 3 years, starting on January 1st, and ending on December 31st. The Festival of Furry Brutality is held in a different place each time, so be prepared for a long journey if you want to attend!
"Hey John, want to come to the Festival of Furry Brutality with me?"
by TheFurSlayer December 15, 2022
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Festive Douche

When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.

Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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festivate

verb. the act of engaging in festivities by one's self, sometimes involving turning down social invitations to do so.
"you got any plans for christmas this year?"
"nah bro, i'm gonna stay home and festivate."

"instead of celebrating his thirtieth birthday with his friends and family, mike stayed home and festivated."

"i can't believe mike didn't come to my new year's house party."
"bro, he wanted to, but he has a festivation problem."
"didn't he festivate during christmas as well?"
"like I said, it's a problem."
by dsmoke420 November 30, 2023
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