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Dustin

He’s a gentle soul but if you cross him don’t even think twice about it you better just run the other way. he’s the best friend you never had and he will always be there for you even in the darkest times. if you piss him off just give him time to cool down but he will never forget it.
person 1:i got beef with dustin

person 2: how are you even alive right now?
by jrjsjsknss August 2, 2024
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Dustin

Dustin will be the love of your life. He’s funny, goofy, reserved, and yet outgoing. He isn’t afraid to laugh at himself or call you on the phone. He also has a soothing voice. He’s shorter than most people- hence his nickname “Hobbit”, but he’s sexy, scruffy and you’ll want to touch his butt. Dustin likes to cuddle, so if you’re ever on a road trip, make sure you share a bed. He’s also very creative. He won’t tell you how he feels about you, but he knows how to make you feel better.. just by being with him. My favorite things about Dustin are how well he gets along with everyone. It’s almost as if you’re his best friend as soon as you meet him, and I also love that he doesn’t judge you. He’s be there with you to try new things and enjoy life, and even if you’re an idiot or miss him sometimes and lose your cool, he doesn’t hold it against you. He also has an absolute perfect penis. He deserves the best things, makes the best friend, and even though it can he hard to keep your feelings to yourself, he still makes you melt. If you find a Dustin, don’t take forever to tell him how much you love him… but find your own Dustin, ‘cause this one is mine. Seriously, I’ll fuck you up.
Partner: I love you, Nutsack.
Dustin: Ghey.
Partner: For you, always.
by thumpaio April 5, 2024
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Nasty Dustin

When a dude sits on the toilet (legs crossed) and pushes his mushroom tip in the water and flushes violently
I was bored waiting on a turd so I gave myself a Nasty Dustin
by Exrtion February 15, 2024
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dustin with a J

A type of transvestite who can snap his smoking wrist back so fast its got all the flamers jelly.
He Hangs xmas lights all summer long kuz "it's the future" of lighting, he's serious take his flyer amd his card he also eats some guy named Julians salad.

He was on the kemo diet for a bit, all he ate was microwaved food, so he can get in all that radiation n shit.

Refers to himself as "Billy's girl".

It the informant for the guild peeps.

He's not like DOM he will nark on everybody.

Someone get him a tuna sandwitch.... on white no crust.
He only eats if from the dirty streets kuz he likes it there.... FUN FACT, nobody likes the tuna there.
Dustin with a j, mothafuka switched me out last week for a cigg some next man's linked n spit on.
by The start July 12, 2022
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Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022
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dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.
B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later
by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022
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Dustin gerty

A type of guy to repeatedly stab you and fellow friends in the back even tho we on his side.
Life revolves around anyone named Billy Billy associate.

Don't close your eyes or even blink because in that instant he will be betraying you at any cost .

Will set you up to get jumped by 3 middle eastern guys and 1 female driver. Just so he don't have to share a Playstation 5....
by The start June 24, 2022
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