Declan James Metzler

The laziest person to ever exist, he is a certified pedophile and a couch potato. He smells very bad and I hope he showers for once in his life

Ewwwww, what is that smell? Declan James Metzler must be in the state

by Not Declan. May 21, 2024

Declan

bro fuck that guy

i wanna fuck Declan

by ICommitedTaxEvasion June 7, 2022

Declan

A very attractive guy with long hair (soon to get cut)

I met Declan at the park

by Balloons are cool June 22, 2022

Declan

hes a dead baller but he isnt sapa like his friends say he is

the declan isnt sapa

by kay szns bf June 27, 2022

Declan

Declan is addicted to video games but is very popular he has a lot of friends and is a great person😄

“Declan is cool”

by Starppy February 26, 2022

Declan Funk

Very Funky. Jewish

Is that Declan Funk, because that person celebrates the winter solstice AND has some pretty funky pants

by OPTIMARS March 3, 2022

Declan moment

When someone tells you a story and then you believe yourself that you were there and then when its mentioned again and they tell you that you werent.

*listens to friends story*

You - “oh yeah we had a great time”

Friend - “who is we? You werent there. Holy declan moment”

You - “I just had a declan moment”

by Sixsevensixsevensixseven January 17, 2026