Moroccan Dumplings

The action of a a man or woman shitting in a tissue, tying the end up and laying it on one pals eyes, then the moisture drips through the tissue onto your pals eyeballs creating pink eye, use one Moroccan Dumpling on each eye to create the best effect

Steve: "Dude i gave my girl some Moroccan Dumplings when she fell asleep last night"
Luke "Dude that's fucked up but fucking mad as"

by Morrocan March 17, 2016

pepper dumpling

A shaven pussy with one day of growth.

My girlfriend made me a pepper dumpling last night.

by emtlauer March 17, 2016

Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.

-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.

by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018

Gunny Dumpling

Looks like A total badass. But a petite, beautiful, sweet, and delicious badass. Gunny Dumpling Is loyal and faithful. She will never hurt you, but all of her friends and family will (if you’re an asshole). Gunny Dumpling looks like she lifts weights. She is a petite lean beauty.

Gunny Dumpling outlifted you but it’s ok cause she’s so damn cute and sweet.

Gunny Dumpling smites with love.

Gunny Dumpling just wants to nap, eat, cuddle and talk shit about mean people.
Gunny Dumplings Dad and brothers are gonna kick your ass.

by That Strong Betch June 11, 2018

wumple dumple

a lame person who doesn't want to go out on a saturday night. usually said by one's partner. the homebody version of a party pooper.

"i don't feel like going out tonight" "you're such a wumple dumple"

"i'm going to stay in and be a wumple dumple"

by sk8rfriendofavrils June 14, 2018

dumpling

chip for gods sake its just a pussy

my bean sprout grew when aroused by the dumpling

by pulledpetersandwich July 10, 2018

Dumpling

When a poop session is rushed and you’re only able to push out the tip of the ice berg.

I had to take a monster poo but my girlfriend rushed me so I only left a few dumplings.

by BigBodyBugatti July 12, 2018