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Flipper child

A result of generations of inbreeding causing physical deformities and an unbelievably low intelligence. Socially and intellectually dumbfounded and sometimes physical deformities such as webbing of the fingers or toes or lack of teeth. Flipper children tend to have horrible eyesight and hearing.
Stop sleeping with your sister I ain't raising any flipper child
by Ajax Buzzkill May 17, 2016
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loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.
From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."
by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021
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Child support

Whilst fucking a pregnant woman, you fuck her deep enough to reach the unborn child.
Hey, yknow my pregnant girlfriend mick?
Yeah what about her?
I gave her a child support
by Djfhahdbgn November 13, 2022
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Swearing child

by zoey.innit._ June 6, 2021
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Imbecilitical Child

A stupid child in Minecraft who uses a Knockback stick in bedwars
You Imbecilitical Child
by Fadl06 May 27, 2021
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Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items
That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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parentified child

A parentified child is a child who is forced to act like an adult when they are still in their childhood. They tend to take on adult responsibilities for themselves, their siblings and often their parents.

Signs you were parentified as a child:
-Often told you were "mature for your age"
- Pulled into arguments between parents
- Relied on for emotional support from parents
- Spend a big chunk of time taking care of others in your family
-Often feeling responsible for the feelings and wellbeing of others
- Lack of boundaries with family members
- The familv peacekeeper
No time to be a child or engage in child-like activities
Person 1: “I feel like i’m my mom’s therapist

Person 2: “- oh… so your a parentified child”
by pd0342026 June 28, 2023
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