A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 5, 2023
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Autism is a spectrum condition and affects people in different ways. Like all people, autistic people have their own strengths and weaknesses
Autistic people have difficulties with interpreting both verbal and non-verbal language like gestures or tone of voice. Some autistic people are unable to speak or have limited speech while other autistic people have very good language skills but struggle to understand sarcasm or tone of voice.
Autism is a spectrum condition and affects people in different ways. Like all people, autistic people have their own strengths and weaknesses
Autistic people have difficulties with interpreting both verbal and non-verbal language like gestures or tone of voice. Some autistic people are unable to speak or have limited speech while other autistic people have very good language skills but struggle to understand sarcasm or tone of voice.
Autistic: hai..!,,
Person 1: ew why do you talk like that?
Autistic: talk liek wat>?
Person 2: don't you autism? haha!
Person 1: oh yeah! Autistic has autism!!
Autistic: yeh i hav autisum!
Person 3: stop bullying Autistic she/he/they can't even defend her/him/themself!
Person 1: ew why do you talk like that?
Autistic: talk liek wat>?
Person 2: don't you autism? haha!
Person 1: oh yeah! Autistic has autism!!
Autistic: yeh i hav autisum!
Person 3: stop bullying Autistic she/he/they can't even defend her/him/themself!
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I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
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The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
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