Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.

Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022

Toshiba App

The application that doesn't exist but still gets a lot of credit because it's BIG Toshiba.

Poor Guy: Hey I have Toshiba App to sell you.

Rich Guy: Okay, I will buy it.

Poor Guy: Okay, money first.

Rich Guy: Okay, here is my money.
Poor Guy: Thanks for your money. You will receive nothing. You will receive Toshiba App.

by fangedWu December 18, 2021

super app

A fantasy where 1 + 1 = 1

Grab Holdings Inc. is a super app, where for every $2 you invest in, you get $1.

by theaseanguy March 10, 2022

Killer app

Mobile application with doubtful usefulness that gets downloaded and used by a very large number of people, often without a valid reason.

Hey, once you are done with Candy Crush, check out Quads and Flappy Bird, they are the latest killer apps to hit the App Store!

by n.tex January 25, 2021

appe

appe stands for ass peeking pictures economy

did u check the appe lately?

by yitersin January 29, 2021

App Bae

/ap bā/ 1. a person's boyfriend or girlfriend on a social media app. 2. virtual boyfriend or girlfriend. 3. a couple who developed a relationship on a social media app (who may or may not ever meet in person).

"Even though we've only met online, I've become so attached to you! You're my app bae!"

by wordsmithonia March 31, 2021

acronym app

The Acronym App is a handy utility, freely downloadable from your relevant app store on your device or computer. It details all of the useful acronyms for life that you may encounter. A terrific example is STD or spreading the data. The Acronym App will help you find all the useful acronyms in life, you will never need fear a discussion with an expert again, because you will be armed with the knowledge that any acronym, no matter how technical they get, throwing around shortened words like STD, AIDS, PVMA (Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS), BLM (Balls Lick Mine) and other relevant technical terms used in every day conversation.

I used the Acronym App to help out when I was talking to a venereal disease doctor who said I had PVMA and it really helped out

by honneamise April 14, 2021