hottest man alive

that gotta be rari he is the hottest man alive

Rari: i am not hot at all
Me: omfg i swear ur the hottest man alive

by xxp00syxx February 19, 2021

alivity

A word for active and alive combined.

The alivity of the chat has grown over the years!

by BigFrank69 March 9, 2021

dirty alive

When you stick your dick in an at least 10 year old corpse and fuck it to life. This maneuver requires the most holy of sex positions, missionary. The corpse should reanimate only to say a Bible verse, moan, and then spit it’s dirty corpse juices into you mouth.

Bruh I went to the cemetery and did a dirty alive last night....those juices were kinda fire ngl

by MegaMonkeyMoney April 1, 2021

Smartest person alive

Look in your mirror

Who’s the Smartest person alive
Look in your mirror

by Rosepup May 26, 2021

Alive but Gay

A picture from an on-going show called Ninjago has started circling the internet. It's a picture from one of the earlier seasons that came out a few years ago, with short updates as to what has happened to some of the main favorite characters. one character, Cole, was marked as "Alive but Gay". This is a phrase rooted in homophobia, but that has been adopted to be a meme about how someone has come out as gay.

"Have you heard from diana from highschool lately? I haven't heard from her in a while"
"Oh, she's alive but gay"

by olinamouse August 27, 2024

skibbing alive

the act of skibbing someone alive is cutting someone with his own teeth and skinning them alive.

"he's skibbing alive"
"cutting him with his own tooth"

by HIIIIIII SEREMNYA June 22, 2025

Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.

A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"

by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025