ranally aped

Originally a screw up by a certain German 3 student in the year 2009, when a sudden bout of dyslexia struck and caused the term "anally raped" to be transformed into "ranally aped" it was then recognized to be even more negative sounding than the original so the term was kept.

Student A) Dude, that lit test?
B) no man, totally screwed it up
A) yeah man, it totally "ranally aped" me
B) ouch dude, that blows

by sereal emaj March 18, 2009

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Barking at the ape

Eating an old school chick, specifically doing so with much fervor and unbridled enthusiasm

So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...

by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008

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AP Bio

1. The Advanced Placement course in which students learn college level Biology in hopes that they can use their 4 or 5 AP test scores for college.

2. A biology course where students are forced and rushed to read and test on every single chapter in their 55+ chapter books. They do labs too.

3. In Kansas, a course where students are told that a supernatural being designed all life and are then sent home.

(Definition 1)
"What did you get on your AP Bio?"

"A five! No introductory Bio 101 for me!"

(Definition 2)
"What did you do last night?"

"Studied for my double chapter test for AP Bio."

"You take a test on two chapters at once?"

"Every week."

"Don't you guys do labs too?"

"Every week."

(Definition 3)
"What did you guys learn in AP Bio?"

"I dunno. What Would Jesus Learn?"

by Talono December 21, 2008

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AP Bump

The bump on your middle finger of the hand that you write with resulting from hours of homework assigned by AP classes. May remain for days, weeks or even months.

Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.

Joe: Is the new kid any smart?
Steve: Yes, you can tell by the size of his AP Bump.

by ipod_ninja April 4, 2010

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AP Biology

An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)

"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP

by itsmadefromyourmomschesthair May 17, 2011

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