alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009

Alabama Poet

Anyone from Alabama who can string more than four, three letter words together and make sense.

They used Jimmy Bob as their mouthpiece. He was a real Alabama Poet.

by Sir Leslie Patterson August 14, 2015

Alabama cardboard

When you give birth to twins on a sheet of cardboard. Then your vagina flaps become stiff and brown like cardboard.

The man of the house can not have sexual relations with his wife due to her Alabama cardboard.

by 5dorra October 12, 2016

Alabama nightstick

When you pull your dick out and beat a woman in the face with it.

This chick mouthed off to me so I gave her Alabama nightstick

by Bad harry October 25, 2018

alabama brownie

Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole

That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Alabama reject

someone who had sexual relations with a disabled sibling or did such disgusting things not even Alabama wants them.

A disgusting boy i know is a Alabama reject for what he did with his deaf sister.

by A small pleb March 12, 2019

Alabama Cuckold

When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches

Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin

by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019