Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

Michael Jackson

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.

My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes

by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021

Bethan and Michael

A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !

Bethan and Michael love each other!

by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021

Michael

A boy in high school who has three girls always with him and is living the absolute dream.🤪

Dammmmmm he has 3 girls with him he’s so a Michael

by omg ideklol December 21, 2021

Michael

Hates his first and middle names, (Michael, Avinash), disliked

Michael Avinash has a jocking addiction.

by Huejass December 22, 2021

Michael

He’s the best kind of guy you can ask for, especially if he’s dark skin. He’s understanding and when he likes you he goes out of his way to make you understand the extent to which he likes you if you listen. He’s also really smart. There isn’t anything he isn’t good at. He can be quiet at time, it’s humbling & makes every moment just that more real and perfect. He doesn’t force anything. Whenever your feeling down, he’ll make you laugh, hug you, and if your his girl he will do that and maybe even kiss you. He’s also really great at reading cues, he won’t fall to far off script. He’s also really attractive, so much so you’ll be jealous. But that’s what makes him that more perfect because he’s loyal & honest and likes to keep things transparent with the girl he’s exclusive with.

Girl: I just need someone perfect

Me: Get a Michael, he let that dog go L-U-F-F

by Stinkbutt444 March 9, 2022

Michael

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Michael

by Ssfhjjj March 12, 2022