Bonerability

A situation in which you're extremely vulnerable to an erection.

Derived from vulnerability

She wanted to sit on my lap but I couldn't risk that bonerability.

by Max_psq January 12, 2017

boner equinox

A day (twice each calendar year) when a man with erectile dysfunction cannot achieve an erection even with the use of Viagra.

Wife: Dear, I feel like cuddling. Why don't you take a Viagra?
Husband: It's no use Sweetheart. Today's the boner equinox, I'm done.
Wife: Alright then, I'm going to Bingo with the girls.

boner solstice

by SapDMan January 30, 2017

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks

Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey

by Baller57 February 4, 2017

Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode

-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath

by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019

boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content

he got a boner while showing his presentation in class

by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019