Ur Sister

The person I did last night

John: I saw u in my house last night
Carmine: yea I was doing ur sister
John: GET THE FUCK OVER HEAR

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Ur mom

The thing we use when the Hoover dam burst

Jack: OH SHIT THE HOOVER DAM IS BURSTING
JOHN: GET YOUR MOM

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

ur gay

ur just gay you know?

hey ur gay

ur gay too

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Ur Mom

Best comeback, best insult, best lifestyle, best pickup line, and the best everything. Even when actually talking about someone's mother.

Some unswaggy dude: You're weird. Haha
Super swagdy dude: Ur mom. Lol

by Birby<3 May 16, 2021

Ur Mom

BIG FAT LOLOLOLOLOL INFINITE WEIGHT

I fucked UR MOM LOLOLOLOLOL

by CrobinFist EAT ASS YUMMY PENIS May 17, 2021

Ur mom

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021

Hug ur crush

Bitch go hug ur crush he will fall in love😩🤝

Bryan: go hug ur crush

Jesus: bet

by LOVEEEEURRRCRUSHHH May 22, 2021