It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Tiger titties

ti· ger tit· ties / ˈtī-gər ˈti-tēs - large breasts with stretch marks “stripes”

“Damn, bro, her tits are huge!”
“Yep, she got dem tiger titties; look at those stripes”

by Booboisseur August 13, 2021

National Titty and Booty Pic Day

April 15th is the day any girl you ask, HAS to send you both a titty pic and booty pic.

Ay, it’s National Titty and Booty Pic Day, send me a titty and booty pic

by I_Speak_Facts August 15, 2021

National Grab Titty Day

Grab somebody's tittys. September 2

"What the hell why did you grab my tittys."
"Its National Grab Titty Day that's why"

by Lanalia September 1, 2021

send a soldier a titty pic day

May 18th

send a soldier a titty pic day may 18

by n booty pic for soldiers day May 14, 2021

National Send Titty Pic Day

May 25th, The National day to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic

"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Day."

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021

National Send Titty Pic Month

The entire month of June is National Send Titty Pic Month.
You have to send your bf/gf a nude titty pic

"hey babe, can I get a titty pic?"
"Of course! After all, it's National Send Titty Pic Month."

by pepe 🐸 May 16, 2021