Porn

Why are you searching this up in the Urban Dictionary? I know is because your a 4 IQ lonely and single guy, but really? In the Urban Dictionary? At least search this up in like Google Incognito mode for a character or something like that, but in the Urban Dictionary?

I was looking at some porn and my son opened my door! And now my computer has some virus in it!

by GoikyCanalColon3 April 20, 2025

gay porn

videos of two men having sex

Person 1: I just watched some gay porn
Person 2: that's so weird

by childporn April 22, 2025

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.

"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."

by docepsilon May 29, 2025

feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl.

This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!

by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025

feral porn

Drawn porn the depicts animal characters that show little to no human features. This content is often classified as zoophilia as like lolicon, the art is depicting something that doesn't consent irl. This can also apply to mythical creatures that may not exist irl, but are still coded as an animal. (i.e. Pokemon, Digimon, Dragons, MLP, etc.)

This person is a zoophile because they draw feral porn!

by WarAgainstProship May 29, 2025

Dolt porn

When the management at your company is so inept that the only way to describe them is to call them dolts. Dolt porn, is when they do all the textbook activities to run a company and no matter what they do they still run it poorly this would include mentoring, leadership, sounding smart about frameworks and strategies, and horrible useless methods to get things accomplished.

Here we are, going through the crap and watching the dolt porn of leadership make mistakes with shoddy decision-making.

by ProSlag June 4, 2025