Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

klan in law

The embarrassing prejudiced relative.

Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.

by dERvMD July 18, 2017

Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.

"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"

by gosgal July 19, 2017

Bro in law

When your only friends with someone because your gf is their friend.

"Hey man, wanna hit the club tonight?"

"Sure, is tom coming?"

"yeah why?"

"I've been trying to avoid him, he's my bro in law"

"aw that sucks"

by Lemon Addict July 29, 2017

law of segregation

during gamete formation the alleles for each gene segregate from each other so that each gamete carries only one allele for each gene.

Hey lad wanna Know the Law of segregation.

by 420LAD$$ August 18, 2017

Richardson-Law

A law that doesn't exist despite the fact your friend swears it does.

"The truth is not a defence for defamation"
"No... that is a Richardson-Law"

by stormin2192 August 30, 2017

culture-in-law

when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown

white boy 1: yeah I’m African

white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam

by thegrbgreceptacle October 9, 2018