the scum of the earth. car mains chug 3 gallons of g-fuel before getting on titanfall 2 and doing all they can to get top of the leaderboard. if they don't get more than 300 points in attrition, they'll have an aneurysm and pass out
by A Trash Northstar Main March 3, 2022
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newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.
Examples of Obama cars are:
Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph
Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music
Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.
Examples of Obama cars are:
Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph
Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music
Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
Andrew (Driver): That sweaty hen in the clapped out Sentra is gonna kill someone the way she’s driving!!
Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
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Dude, something spooky is going on here. I look out the window an hour ago and it was a blanket of fresh snow on the ground. Now there's car-op circles. I think the Grey's are trying to contact us.
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A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.
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