pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

Pantelis

Pantelis

Pantelis

by Opa124 November 24, 2021

Sweet Pants

A Man That Likes Other Men Romantically

He dates men,he's a sweet pants

by Steady Flow 7 November 24, 2021

Polo Pants

An article of clothing that is worn by only fine Somali men. Typically in the 15-18 age range. These pair of pants are definitely a game changer for a female looking a guy.

"he was wearing polo pants today. def a 10/10"
"i cant believe Abdi was wearing polo pants today."

by shakodictionay May 16, 2023

Pants

A word British people use instead of Shit

Real Person: WERE BEING NUKED
British 'Person': This... is a bit pants

by MicrowaveHead May 18, 2023

Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

Scrafty pants

The pants that Scrafty use (the pokemon)

Scrafty uses his scrafty pants to show off

by Tiktok publishers May 24, 2023