A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.
I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.
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Get the Ice mug.The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
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