We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Metro Boomin Make It Boom

The gayest producer tag in existence. Undoutably a reference to the time when Metro Boomin made that juicy ass clap so hard it made a booming noise.

Boogie: M-metro boomin make it BOOM 😩😩

by NiggaFarage November 30, 2023

Listening to that can make you go broke

Paying to much attention to details that don't matter

Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter

Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...

by Guesswhoo22 December 10, 2023

man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...

"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"

by juicyjkj August 23, 2023

Juice That Makes Your Head Explode

The Juice That Makes Your Head Explode will make your head explode if you drink the juice.

"-Murder! This is murder!"
"It isn't murder, It's-"
"Juice That Makes Your Head Explode!"

by bossbabyfeet August 26, 2023

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023