clancied my pants

a phrase used when one ejaculates in their underwear.

"dude.... i just clancied my pants."
"i'll clancy in your pants tonight."

by NicolasBourbakiIsOnMeth September 6, 2025

Pooping your pants

the act of pooping in your pants

“what’s that smell?? dude are you pooping your pants?”

by kokocacalalalala September 11, 2025

Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.

Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.

by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

spongebob big guy pants okay

A term coined by Ice Spice in her newest song that is used on instagram reels to describe raging lesbians.

"Dude did you get Rylie's number last night?"
"No, she was totally a spongebob big guy pants okay"

by fartsmellathatsasmartfella November 24, 2025

sharing the pants

when you and your partner both wear the pants at different times throughout your relationship

My GF and I are sharing the pants in our relationship.

by shhhahahaaa December 12, 2025

Mr. Grumpy-pants

Angry boner

Here come's Mr. Grumpy-pants.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025