Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

Facebook-blue

Facebook-blue is the specific blue used in facebook also known as the hex color code #4267b2
this word is mostly used when seeing another website with the same or similiar blue as facebook

Steve:"Nice website you got there, I see you are using Facebook-Blue"
Bob:"thanks, how did you know?"
Steve:"well, I just do"

by Henxter November 27, 2017

Facebooker

A person who is spending their whole day using Facebook instead of doing something better with their life. A facebooker is pretty cringe, too.

A: Oh man, you are SUCH a facebooker! How much of your time do you spend on Facebook?
B: 24/7 brah! OMFG Lady Gaga just updated her status!!

by APlumbob December 11, 2017

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016

facebook nanny

When one of your co-workers is also your friend and they feel the need to tell your manager what you're posting on Facebook about work.

"Did you see what Emily posted on Facebook?! I saved it and sent it to our manager!" "Omg! You're such a Facebook nanny!"

by BrassBurns June 24, 2016