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Porch Porn

noun

Also Porch-porn, Porchporn

1. The act of setting up a glitter bomb, dye trap, or any other “gotcha” decoy package on your doorstep for the sole purpose of filming a porch pirate getting humiliated — then uploading the footage for clout, moral superiority, and a little sparkly revenge.

2. Vigilantism rebranded as content creation. A suburban spectator sport where petty theft becomes a viral kink for people who get their dopamine from watching someone explode in glitter instead of personal growth.

3. The digital-age stocks: you bait the thief, the thief takes the bait, the internet gets a show, and everyone pretends it’s about justice instead of views.
“Bro, stop doomscrolling Porch Porn. You’re starting to think glitter counts as law enforcement.”
by APedant December 5, 2025
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Very wet gay porn

Very wet gay porn it’s like when you go outside and it is soaking wet and you just look outside and you go wow that’s so very wet gay porn
Wow look at all that very wet gay porn outside the window
by Ratboyboy December 16, 2025
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Porn

A search prompt used in Google to research videos of kittens and cute animals
"Ok Mom im going to watch Porn now" "Ok honey enjoy"
by Mr Cocaine January 9, 2026
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Gay porn

Gay porn should be more ilegal than child porn, the type of person to watch gay porn is usually named Dylan, he enjoys watching it but doesn’t want to admit it.
-Hey dude were you watching gay porn
-Yea
-You’re weird as shit, shoot yourself nigga
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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faggot porn

2 rainbow niggers fucking eachothers asshole(what saturnigger likes watching😱) and should be put to death
Person 1: I like faggot porn because i'm closeted.
Person 2: Go kys faggot!
by vaporeon_lover1226 January 30, 2025
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Ebony Porn

Ebony porn is a category of porn that depicts Black women. This can include Black women standalone porn performances or penetrative acts with men, Black men, White men, Asian men or otherwise. It has nothing to do with "white women plowed by big black dick".
"Sam just watched some Ebony porn today."
"I have a crush on a girl I saw in Ebony porn."
by knowledgeperson February 9, 2025
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incest rape porn

jayden, honey, will dad find out about our incest rape porn fetish?
by richardsmortalenemy February 25, 2025
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