Ice heat defeat

When you are self-treating a minor sprain and cannot remember if you apply ice first, then heat. Or heat than ice. Further complicated by the fact no one really knows no matter who you ask.

Jimmy applied ice to his sprained wrist then a heat pad. Then he applied the heat pad, then ice. He was covering his bases because he was trapped in the ice heat defeat.

by Grant Rampus November 25, 2019

bork ice cream

It’s ice cream, but it borks every 10 seconds

Be careful with that bork ice cream!

by MlemShobe November 27, 2019

Crisp Ice

Crispy drink. Crisp ice is the most amazing sparkling water you can ever get. Especially Strawberry Lemonade. It is enhanced to make you sexually active. Your friend with benefits will thank Crisp Ice.

We are going to get Crisp Ice all the damn time sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ooffffff!!!!! This is the Stuff broskiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ms.JuicyTinkles February 27, 2019

Ice Cream

Why isn't ice cream on here? I thought Urban Dictionary was reliable...

1: So, me and my friends got ice cream at the nearby store.

2: IDC

by WhatThePointOfBuildinForts February 28, 2019

Neopolitan Ice Cream

When you make a girl's asshole bleed, blow your load, then she poops it out, hence the white, pink, and brown color scheme.

Hayden: "I gave her some neopolitan ice cream last night."
Cole: "Gnarly."

by poopygoo114 March 5, 2019

iced

the act of being left on open

carl: “hey! did betty ever text you back?”
josh: “nah man, she just iced.”

by yoooooowassup March 6, 2019

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019