David wolfe

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

by Impossible lovergirl March 5, 2024

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.

Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man”
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)

by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022