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Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.
Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.
by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor
Yo so two girls invited me over to the hot tub tonight. So I had to go over and make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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Liquor Ball Sandwich

Just get lubed up between them with a bottle of liquor.
Yo two girls just invited me to a hot tub. The only right thing to do is make a liquor ball sandwich.
by RICK FROM PAWN STARS 69 January 29, 2022
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PB&J Sandwich

When you’re hittin it from behind and you pull out and your first load goes on her pussy, and the rest goes on her butt. Therefore it’s a pussy butt and jizz sandwich
Ayo Satan I just PB&J Sandwiched Eve, you proud?
by McSpankemz February 3, 2022
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Diidiotźalad Sandwich

A sandwich composed of two idiots with a filling of salad between them.
Washington Post: a new meme format is taking the world by Storm. people around the world are voicing their political opinions by arranging a line of salad between dissidents and legislators alike. This is known as ‘Diidiotźalad Sandwich’.
by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022
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