When a guy is about to finish jacking off and a female gets in the way by either walking in or interrupting, but instead of leaving in an embarrassed way, she comes over and holds his dick aggressively.
SJAC: So you had some fun time home alone last night?
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(
Zak: Oh mate the girl from next door came in while I was at it, and it was a bit of a Jack-Holdsworth situation :(
by SJAC August 18, 2017
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Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
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Guy 1 - Hey did you hear Jack Carter was around Staceys house last night?
Guy 2 Yeah they played fucking Monopoly and Mario Kart!
Guy 2 Yeah they played fucking Monopoly and Mario Kart!
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