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Top MG

It's a slang term that means being under so many layers of irony that you don’t know who you are anymore.

The term is often used to describe someone who has lost touch with reality or their own identity due to excessive irony or sarcasm.
She doesn't even like the show anymore, idk why she's watching it. She's such a Top MG
by Mukesh Gupta August 1, 2023
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by Zkathleen12 August 4, 2023
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Top G

The ideal way of identifying if a man is worth talking to or not. If he uses Top G to describe himself or Andrew Tate, he is a weak willed and easily manipulated person who has to let another man do the thinking for him, and is not worth your time at all. Very often they will talk about "traditional values", masculinity and manhood, but if his "manhood" were half the size of his obnoxious ego, he wouldn't struggle to find women to have those "traditional values" with. Instead, they compensate on their lack of "manhood" by focusing on Bugatti's and being an asshole to women.
Woman: So how would you describe yourself?
"Top G": Well im the top g, im a high value male, a female like yourself just wouldnt understand. im an alpha, and im broke but daddy tate is teaching me how to make money. he has 15 Bugatti's, he's a top g.
Woman: And you are someone not worth talking to, bye.
by kysA.T. August 7, 2023
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top pecker

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top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom
david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top
by 843184 January 4, 2020
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Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population
Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire
by J nasty January 11, 2020
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Top Shagger

Erin said to Charlotte ‘Miss McNeil is defo a top shagger
by erando January 20, 2020
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