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Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
by functionallyInert December 14, 2023
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Reverse Scotsman

When a Scotsman plays the bagpipes with his ass.
Did you see the Cabor Toss? They opened with a reverse Scotsman.
by SuperIllegalSalvager December 14, 2023
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Reverse Creaming

When you tie a string around your dick so tight nothing can come out, then you jerk off as many times as it takes for your nose to start running.
Dude I spent the night reverse creaming so hard last night my nose has been running all day.
by Black Goat of the Forest December 16, 2023
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Reversibility Theory

Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*

Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”

Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”

Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”

Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”

Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”

Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”

Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”

Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam December 1, 2022
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Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.
Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.
by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022
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White Uno Reverse

When a guy finishes in a girl right before she squirts and she projectile squirts the cum back at him.
"Hey I heard you fucked Trinity, how did that go?"
"Man I'm never doing that again, she pulled the White Uno Reverse on me. Shit was nasty"
by Whiteunomaster December 14, 2022
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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022
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