Money

It's a hit.

Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!

Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?

Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!

Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.

by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021

Money Tap

Always ready to pickup every one's tab. That friend
who's always there with you in emergencies.

"Tu Paise ki tension mat le Money Tap hai yahan".

by Money Tap December 4, 2021

Money

Money is what rules the world

Boy - u have a boyfriend?
Girl- yes
Boy "pulls some money out of his poket "
Boy - u still have a boyfriend ?
Girl- ........ No

Btw it works for all gender

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024

Money

Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.

A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.

by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024

blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

zakat money

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

by Volto10 February 16, 2024