FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.

"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."

by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019

facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live

Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed

by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook

Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017

Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.

Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"

by swag wag December 25, 2017