Crack pick

A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.

I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!

by Lady Applesauce December 9, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

Your cracks

Disgusting, hysterical,a complete failure.

Your cracks disgust me

by Hsfsgsuw October 22, 2020

Crack Johnny

Slang for a ball peen hammer

If you don't get to work Im gonna take that Crack Johnny and slap you upside tha head

by Oldestoldman October 24, 2020

stick that crack

Sexual intercourse

Inviting me to Stick That Crack brought us closer together.

by Rabbi Washington October 27, 2020

crack a reddy

To shotgun a redbull

I am about to go crack a reddy.

by Envieux December 26, 2020

kpop crack

A kpop discord server of LGBTQ+ wholesome* people who worship the song, "dkdk (pit-a-pat)" by fromis_9 on a daily basis**. They also constantly use bots in the wrong channels <3

Plus a bunch of mentally ill crackheads that will make a bunch of inside jokes you won't get.

*Warning: Mostly NOT wholesome.
**I'm not kidding. They're obsessed.

Kpop crack is a living fever dream.

by yourpseudonym23 December 31, 2020