wifi car

Any vehicle that needlessly connects to wifi. These cars have updates like a computer. Customers may be forced to pay for a subscription service for basic features like heat, AC, listening to the radio, moving their seat backward/forward, etc. Pretty soon, steering privileges will be a subscription.

These new cars run off wifi instead of vacuum and stripper glitter. They don't make them like they used to.

Cybertruck owner : "OMG, did you know my new Tesla automatically changes steering sensitivity based on speed? "
Mopar owner: "Imagine buying a wifi car."

by CrispyJack February 26, 2024

car

Just some silly fuzzy goofballs whose idea of hunting involves stealthily pouncing on unsuspecting shoelaces and engaging in legendary battles with imaginary foes lurking in the shadows of empty rooms.

"My car is so stupid, it can't form a singular thought.

by sweetpotet February 27, 2024

E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.

"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."

by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024

Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.

Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?

by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024

silly car

when a car (Cat/Kitten) is behaving rather strange and/or deranged (silly) you can call it a "silly car"

"dude, your cat is terrorizing a homeless shelter"
"He's such a silly car"

by mu3icm4n March 10, 2024

cigarette car

An older car from 1990-2005 roughly, has definitely been smoked in before.

That’s Jan’s 2003 toyota, it’s a total cigarette car, the previous owner smoked in it.

by Nenona571 March 11, 2024

Car

For context,I'm not referring into car as vehicle.

Car is a pun of cat. It become a running joke and inside joke to cat lover community

Person 1:i love car
Person 2: what's your favourite brand?
Person 1:no, i mean cat

by Brosssina March 15, 2024