second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

my hand hurts

ur hand hurts

ow my hand hurts *dies*

by earth’s pussy December 14, 2021

Second hand sin

Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.

Second hand sin :

I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.

by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022

braeden lemasters hands

i want them in me

i want braeden lemasters hands in me

by braeden lemasters eat me March 16, 2022

hand-written journaling

takin' it old school...you know, back when writing your thoughts meant putting a pen to the paper.

Keri was too busy admiring her hand-written journaling skills to update her online journal.

by Jake the man February 4, 2005

Harold la Hand

Some random YouTube channel that makes videos so great, they easily out beat Pewdiepie.

Subscribe to Harold la Hand!

by Ican'tthinkofanamesoIguessI'll March 24, 2021