discombobulated monkey

it is a younger brother who doesn't want to push his mattress to the side, or a brother who blackmails you.

"push your damn mattress."
"no"
"you discombobulated monkey, push the mattress."

by umbrellawithbangsthatplaysdnd August 22, 2023

Sigma Monkey

An Attention Craver Who will do anything to be acknowledged and even noticed.

Jen: LOOK AT ME PLEASE!

Bob: That's some Sigma Monkey Behavior.

by srx_man September 17, 2023

Monkey Mode

The sexual act of taking a shit on a towel and using it to fling the shit at the partner

Man: You ok?
Man 2: I just seen a video of a guy going Monkey Mode on my GF
Man:damn
Man: Sauce?

by Obama Einstein September 28, 2023

Throw this monkey

To partake in the act of throwing some ass
Aka twerking

Lena: girl they done closed the coconut, now I gotta throw this monkey somewhere else

by In your dreams September 28, 2023

nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs

I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog

by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020