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small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions
Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants
by bob zimway October 7, 2021
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spaghetti pants

When you are out of underwear and you have to be creative so you take spaghetti and turn them into underwear
Out of underwear, damn… I know I’ll make spaghetti pants
by Mrpenguin662 October 10, 2021
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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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Freaky pants

When someone comes into the strip club with one intention and one intention ONLY.....to get freaky. Freaky pants are thin fabric material such as basketball shorts, lightweight sweatpants, pajama pants and especially grey sweatpants. Freaky pants are the closest you can get to being naked and getting your dick hard.
“He’s wearing freaky pants....easy access for a $50 handjob.”

“Wearing jeans to a strip club is like jail for your penis, bro” “wear freaky pants instead.”
by Brittany, Kameron & Erika July 19, 2021
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Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
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pissy pants

"holy shit I have pissy pants ew" -someone who just pissed their pants.
by grotesquette ♡ February 27, 2022
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pee pee pant

gosh he is such a pee pee pant
by Adegb March 5, 2022
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