Bruise Cream

A cream used to heal bruising directly after an injury to the epidermis of your skin or a lie that your family will make fun of you for, for years.

This nurse put some bruise cream on my hand and massaged it real well after I smashed it in the pharmacy.

"You're a fuckin liar kaide!"

by Greaser pirate November 26, 2022

Cream Puff

When you fart after someone cums in your ass

0h man, I really have to cream puff after being filled with cum in my ass

by Creampuffer November 30, 2022

Cream pie explosion

The act of shooting your load into the anus in the form of a cream pie then the other partner farts so the cream pie shoots out like a cream pie explosion.

Me and my girlfriend did a cream pie explosion last night .

by Zander0969 September 14, 2022

The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.

I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately

by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022

Sour Cream Face

A term used to identify women from Eastern Europe, specifically Ukraine. Women with this face have the stereotypical facial attributes of a Ukrainian woman.

Even though Yaroslav is Ukrainian, he isn’t attracted to Sour Cream Face girls. Antonio is Italian and absolutely fetishizes Sour Cream Faces!

Check out that Sour Cream Face! She’s smokin’ hot!

by Pablo Pavlova September 25, 2022

cream

you know why you searched this... im willing to bet your in school right now...

p1: "omg~ i just creamed!"
p2: "ayyooo??"

by tywnomolos9774 September 29, 2022

Boston cream

A Boston cream is when an individual consumes an entire pack of Oreos the night before having sex. He then shits in his hand, and smears it on the lady's fupa In a cake decoration type way, and proceeds to give her a creampie.

My date looked like she loved doughnuts, so I gave her a Boston cream.

by Phunkyspunk September 29, 2022