marriage balls

Balls that you only touch once you get married.

I can't wait for when I can touch my marriage balls.

by LightswitchFisting July 12, 2017

Gucci Balls

The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.

Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.

Wife: Ew! No!

Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.

by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018

gonzo ball

When the lakers trade Lonzo ball to the pelicans along with 12 other players for Anthony Davis and screw over the franchise. BBB BABYYYYYYYY. sorry Troydan

The lakers have traded gonzo ball to New Orleans

by Shaggggyyyyyyyyy February 6, 2019

Beluga Balls

Blue balls that have swelled up to the size of a whale, especially a beluga whale. A single cumshot from a penis attached to a set of Beluga Balls can cause a person to contract Moby Dick.

The next time I nut with these Beluga Balls, I'll be known as a sperm whale.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019

Dick Ball

A dick ball is when a bowler bowls the cricket ball and nips back into your dick.

“Go on Cleggy, bowl a dick ball.”

Or

“Not another dick ball” he says whilst the batter drops to the floor.

by Nickyk11 June 9, 2019

Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.

Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch

by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020

Ball-off

When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.

(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)

Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.

You think I wanna bang you? Come on!

by Whodini September 6, 2020