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Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me
by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025
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free speech platform

1. A platform that claims people can say whatever they feel, but when tested actually censors speech criticizing right-wing politics
2. A platform that actually does post everything people say, but ends up censored anyway because anything meaningful gets buried under more "correct" topics and probably never seen
1. I posted facts about Trump's connection to tax evasion on a free speech platform. It was promptly removed by the moderators.
2. I posted my theory about Sonic the Hedgehog on a free speech platform because the mainstream Sonic fandom was attacking it. But it just got covered up by Fortnite stuff. Guess my speech still isn't free.
by TheRootSquad November 22, 2025
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Friday speech

The weekly religious speech given at mosques that somehow coincidentally resembles the content of your college material; e.g. the material about the ability to discern between right and wrong, delivered on Friday, October 24th 2025
Every Friday speech at the mosque hits differently; it’s like the imam is secretly aware of my college syllabus about ethics and morality — on Friday, October 24th 2025 he talked about discernment right before my class about it!
by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025
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Shite Speech

When someone promotes an ideology that accuses others of hating, and then punishing them for it.

The bigotry of punishing others for hate while being devoid of love.
Corporations are using shite speech policy while being devoid of love themselves
by El Yogi January 2, 2026
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Freemium of Speech

When free speech doesn’t exist anymore because you aren’t rich enough to afford the top tier of freedom.

Replaces the old EnglishFreedom of speech’, which no longer exists.
Oof, I would love to hear your valid comment on that but your subscription ran out & you can no longer afford any Freemium of Speech.
by MissTake January 31, 2025
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Texas speech

You know, it’s like Texas Toast, but for speech.
by Definitely not blue February 24, 2025
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Beldam Speech Bubble

"Beldam Speech Bubble" refers to the character Beldam from the Nintendo GameCube Video game "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door" which has recently gotten a remake released for the Nintendo Switch on May 23rd 2024. Beldam has two sisters, one of which is named Vivian and is bullied a lot throughout the game by Beldam and doesn't accept that she is a transgender woman. Because of this, Paper Mario fans will often reply to any transphobic comment and/or statement with "Beldam Speech Bubble" with the speech bubble part simply coming from an online meme of the character with a speech bubble that is meant to show her saying the transphobic statement.
"Transgender people aren't real!" Reply: "Beldam Speech Bubble"
by Mr. Pretzel Roll June 10, 2024
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