Kook-scoop

Noun; News, information or stories, that seem(s) to be crazy talk or otherwise obviously impossible.

Joe came home late telling some kook-scoop story about a flat tire! I already knew where he was though!

by McSouthFl September 21, 2019

jungle scoop

Standing up while wiping your ass and looking behind you as you wipe. This is to ensure no creepers come behind you and get all weird.

This was also done in the jungles of Vietnam to prevent attacks from behind you as you wiped.

I had to jungle scoop after taking a shit to protect myself from a Viet Cong ambush.

by TL0ve1 April 3, 2017

juicy scoop

Some specific information that happens to be particularly interesting.

We found some real juicy scoops when we researched about 9/11.

by Pen-man March 13, 2018

scoop out

To pick something up with a scoop.

Hey Girl, can I scoop out them buns?

by iRxme March 6, 2017

scoop the booty

When you're making out with your girlfriend and you cup your hands under her butt and lift up practically lifting her up too.

My girlfriend loves it when I cuff my hands under her butt and scoop the booty!

by ZxchyJew April 24, 2016

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

Scoop Scope

Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.

"Dude Scoop Scoped the shit out of this kid last night!"

by TheWhiteFang February 24, 2011