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Urinal-Pucked

When you're using the urinal at a public bathroom and someone pulls your pants down to your ankles, sodomizes you and slams the urinal puck in your mouth and yells 'you've been urinal-pucked!".
I was having a great night with the boys at the bar until some prick urinal-pucked me.
by RoMoNB July 16, 2024
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cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"
"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"
by Hydris August 19, 2024
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Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.
"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"
by Darminator05 April 1, 2025
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Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".
Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans
by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025
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Puck

Daamn look at that puck!
by Nickname3000 November 22, 2021
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Puck

Little timid, but insanely funny and sweet person when you get to know her. Always open to talk and help. Kinda cool person tBH
Person A: Gosh diddly darn it, I don't feel very well.

Person B: Oh jeez, maybe you should talk to Puck, just being in her presence makes me feel better.
by Makker man neefje November 22, 2021
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Puck Buddy

Guy 1: "Dude, me and my bro were watching the PWHL game last night, and he wouldn't stop swooning over Maschmeyer!"

Guy 2: "He's such a puck buddy!"
by skuffington February 19, 2024
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