A poor excuse for a shabby attempt at growing a beard. Usually worn by middle aged pedos who have given up trying to grow a #proper beard
"Shit the effin bed, what's that growing on your chin?"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
"Its a beard!"
"No its not, its a pedo goatie"
by MrsDLT January 3, 2016
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That ped (pedestrian) of the soil is a total pedo man because he walks in the soil while passing gas. Not to be confused with a pedophile. They wear shoes. And fart inside.
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Old man: The fuck you just call me you little Shit?!?!
Old man: The fuck you just call me you little Shit?!?!
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