Ned

Ned Leeds, CEO of Sex

"Ned is coming out with Sex II"

by IndigoGollum January 26, 2022

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Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.

"That dude Ned stole my girl!!"

by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022

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He's a real nice guy, literally EVERY single definition of him is that he's the guy version of a chav but he's actually really nice, he's loyal and gives really good advice and also he will LITERALLY BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND YOU HAVE EVER HAD. he likes cheesy romantic stuff and is really funny, he makes everyone laugh even if the joke isn't funny.
He's also probably gay

Person one: oh wow did you see ned?
Person two: yeah man I was just laughing with him he's so funny

by Ohwowie April 13, 2022

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1'ned

getting 1'ned means that you got tapped by a nn lmao and you should most likely refund your (onepastev4)

get 1'ned you nn dog sit

by zerohvh December 2, 2020

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GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late

Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today

by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020

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Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021

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