Miracle

When your son-in-law dies and your daughter starts a gofundme page to pay for the funeral so you don’t have to dip into your personal aviation fuel money which would cut into your ability to fly either your private plane or the helicopter you got after a lawsuit or the seaplane you timeshare with marks.

It’s a miracle I’m flying through the heavens almighty!

by Profnoname March 9, 2023

Quantifiable Miracle

When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.

Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.

by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023

Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."

by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024

Miracle

Radiant in blue. She's one on a million

My miracle Devil in a blue dress

by 103e May 9, 2025

miracle fishing

A term used when kidnapping someone in hopes of getting paid big, even if unlikely to succeed.

Hey boys, let's go miracle fishing today! Maybe we'll get lucky this time.

by Yourmum9000 July 3, 2021