Dirty Keller

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey

bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl

by silvagina May 23, 2023

hellen keller special

meaningless order at dairy queen

"Can I get a hellen keller special?"

"Absolutely not go fuck yourself"

by allergictodirt July 10, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Olivia Keller

She is very funny and very impatient and very very deaf. She loves to hang out with her friends and she loves talking Shit about people I lover her a lot. She be looking like Kim Possible and very rizzy. BEWARE SHE WILL RIZZ YOU UP.

Chaz: OMG! OLIVIA KELLER JUST RIZZED ME UP!!
Raqhel: Yeah sounds like her! Thats Olivia Keller for you

by BESTIE RAQHEL!!!!! February 13, 2024

Hellen Keller

A saying used to describe something that isn’t real, never happened, and is made by the government to make you think blind and deaf people exist

My teammates of R6 are actual Hellen Kellers

by A_guy_named_Tom March 7, 2024