Gump

A PG rated version of most swear words that are commonly used in the English language. It has no affiliation with the famous character Forrest Gump.

What the gump is that?
I am so gumping mad at you right now...
Gump you!
Gump this cringe.
Look at that gumper over there...

by Oldgremlin July 31, 2023

Gumping It

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."

so it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. this is called gumping it.

by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

gooping and gumping

To be doing especially well; great

“I got 100% on my essay! I’m gooping and gumping!”

“That’s amazing, good job!”

by ur local non-binary April 28, 2023

Forrest Gump Moment

When you say or do something stupid and don’t realize it until afterwards; Refers to the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ about a mentally challenged man.

That was my Forrest Gump moment of the day.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Gump

Opposite of a butt, a mattress.

Mommy Mommy can I get a queen sized Gump?

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Forrest gump

Wasn't a smart man, but still got his own shrimp boat.

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.

Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.

Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- What did you say?

Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?

Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!

by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020