Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.

ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"

by Nah broooo September 15, 2023

Forehead Thackeray

Forehead Thackeray has a forehead and looks like a crackhead

Forehead Thackeray is a crack head

by brutaly honest.com September 30, 2023

notarized the forehead

Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.

A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If

by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022

psyche's forehead

psyche's forehead (colloquially referred to as the Great Nothing) is an enormous, approximately spherical region of space, containing very few galaxies. It is located in the vicinity of the constellation Boötes, hence its name. Its centre is located at approximately right ascension 14h 50m and declination 46°.

Have you seen psyche's forehead? That shit's massive

by yawangicert November 6, 2022

Double D Forehead

Big ass forehead

Jordan: Damnnnnnnnnn! Oliver you got a Double D forehead..

by Wyldeshot24 September 15, 2022

forehead warmer

Big bodied guys set their bellies on someone’s forehead while receiving a blow job.

His forehead warmer flattened out my bangs.

by DanielKerscher October 12, 2022

The Forehead Fairy

A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).

The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!

by Matthew is bad at everything May 31, 2022