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Village Court

Gee it sure is inconvenient that village court is another term for middle village
by Worth a bit April 2, 2023
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Kangaroo Court

Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 9, 2023
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Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.
Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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Stepped into court

The process of being judged and put back into order
Broski nextdoor gramzi's home, stepped into court when his father caught him takin' percocets
by _broski_101 June 13, 2023
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Baylis Court School

The worst fucking school ever. Do not send ur children here, unless you want Miss Maccines to chase them down the halls
Baylis Court School have rats’
Baylis Court is a prison
by ihatesomeofumfs February 1, 2023
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Court

A average sized room used to sue people
Imma sue you for touching my car, meet you in court !
by IAmCool1509 February 5, 2023
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Supreme Court

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.
Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!
by Old Runner November 17, 2023
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