Libby Chalk

a goat who eats glue, crayons, ink, paper, leaves, blue tac and lots of other things that are fucking weird to eat and also loves isaac, ben and dominic

u are paper ur libby chalkkkkkk

by urmumsasscheeks February 4, 2022

Chalking

When your bro has a glass eye, removes it, and your stick the tip of your penis in his eye socket in the fashion of a cue stick in chalk.

“Alex got chalked by Matt’s eye hole last night”

Chalking (verb): fucking your friends eye socket

by FifthHole99 October 9, 2021

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

wall chalking

(in Pakistan) Graffiti, illegally painted ads and slogans on public and private property walls

"AS we decode messages inherent in wall chalking, we get to know motives behind it. " Dawn - January 24, 2009

by zpack September 29, 2021

Chalk dust

Another way of saying cocaine

Wanna snort some chalk dust with me?

by Obese banana May 13, 2021

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Chalk bag compliment

When a girl is trying to flirt with you but she doesn’t make it obvious so she sounds more like she’s just simply giving a random compliment.

Girl: “I really like your chalk bag.”
Guy: “Thanks…”
Girl, thinking about it later: Why didn’t he flirt back?
Guy, thinking about it later: That girl was nice for giving me a chalk bag compliment.

by FoxtrotTwelve September 16, 2024